Come and join us as guinea pigs in our next experiment, and get paid £10 plus expenses.

experiment

fail

learn

repeat

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What to expect when you are a research participant at the Foundation for the Advancement of Knowledge Experiences.

Our guinea pigs are essential to help us drive progress forwards, and understand more about the human condition. At the Foundation for the Advancement of Knowledge Experiences, we only work with the creme de la creme of individuals. For our research results to be meaningful, we invite only leaders of the highest calibre in our workspace. This is because they generally have bigger brains, and as such more maginodes to work with.

Sign the waiver form

Whilst we can almost guarantee that nobody will get hurt during your experience as a research participant, it is essential that you sign a waiver form and NDA as soon as you arrive on the premises. This is in order to protect our intellectual property and reputation as a cutting edge think tank and disruption house.

Be prompt

At the Foundation for the Advancement of Knowledge Experiences, we have respect for all of the universe’s beguiling and formidable forces: including time. On the day of your experiment, please arrive no later than 10am. You will be given breaks, in order to think and rest. Each session is a very tight 55 minutes, so we must have your full undivided attention at all times.

Technology

The Foundation for the Advancement of Knowledge Experiences is a technology-free zone. We are anti-AI and would never dream of using it in a million years. Unless it’s a bunsen burner or a test tube, we’re not interested. As such, please turn your phones off during your experiment, or put them on airplane mode. You will be provided with workbooks and pencils that will see you through the day.

What can I expect?

During the day, all we require is that you are yourself. We like to get creative at the Foundation for the Advancement of Knowledge Experiences, but we also take our work very seriously. Across the day we guarantee that you will not be required to role play, or do any of those silly dances that our competitors seem to be a fan of, and you will be subject to the most market-leading academic rigour. We know that many people feel social anxieties relating to experiences like this, and can assure you that learning - not embarrassment - is our priority. Learning, and creating, in a safe space. However, all the research states that learning embeds when it is immersive, and we shall do our very best to ensure you have an incredibly involving time, that is unlike your regular days at work.